Things that make you go 🤌. Weird computer stuff. Artist and general creative type. Occasionally funny. Gentoo on main. I play rhythm games!
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Sometimes I catch myself still using corporate terms about my job, so I’ll say I have to “get to workl meaning I have to start writing, or that I’m “on the cock” meaning I’m working, or just referring to writing days as my shift. I just am amused by how that sounds given that half the time I’m saying these things I’m still wearing pajamas.
I'm having a normal one.
reads very word carefully before hitting post.
goddamnit
can you dm me the corp you worked for? being on the cock doesn’t sound all that bad all things considered
"Being on the cock" is now how you say your boss is riding your ass.
Ahh, accidental hilarity is the best. Somehow, I never forgot one that happened to me years ago...
"This may have been a bad idae."
"Are you suer?"
"No, he's nto."
