Lapis the Nevrean

Want to be a successful game dev? Then you must follow these 4 steps:

1. Make it full motion video.
2. Have a homoerotic relationship between the hero and antagonist, who happens to be a werewolf.
3. Make the player do tons of research on German history
4. Ship your game on 6 cd-roms

It sounds like there's advice going around on twitter for what indie game devs should make and people should listen to me instead