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Things that make you go ๐ค. Weird computer stuff. Artist and general creative type. Occasionally funny. Gentoo on main. I play rhythm games!
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posts from @lapisnev tagged #shitposts
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do you know how many times I've had to rename a variable called buttass when I move code from sandbox to testing
ZFS uses an Urkel tree to verify the data it's storing. It'll read data off the disk and look at it like "Did I do thaaaaat?" and if it didn't do that then it hands the data off
a princess Daisy game should play like doom, but with a snarkier, stupider protagonist. duke nukem for Her. You've got a chainsaw neck-deep in a weird hell creature and she's just going WOOHOO! the whole time.
a princess Rosalina game should play like a cross between Dyson sphere project and a really indulgent trashy transgender visual novel. You've met the world's worst woman and you're autistic enough to think that she might find your conveyor belts hot (you're right) so now you have to make Machine For Building Stars