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this is one of the best pieces of prose-level writing advice i've ever encountered and i wish they'd teach it in elementary schools. i spent SO much time knowing that something like this was what was separating my writing (at the level of diction and sentence structure) from the things i loved to read but not being able to identify it; if i'd run into this it would've cracked off my power limiter in a second. transcript follows after readmore:

Had a dream there was a cooking process that was completely the opposite of frying called brinting. It was the new trend and everyone was really upset about people frying their food and not brinting it, but I had no idea what it was. I have been googling it since I woke up to see whether it's real.

Who doesn't own an air brinter.