elizabeth🌱✨

to celebrate everyone can look at my garold tag & also i am going to collect a bunch of tweets i've made that came up when i searched his name on my twitter

garold is really very mad at me & howling insistently in my face evidently because he wants to jump up on something i am absolutely fine with him jumping up onto it but he just hasn't jumped up yet (jan 8 2023)

garold's got baby face, baby brain, little boy thoughts, trumpet sound, soft fur, big paw, infant belly, spaghetti brain, loud noise, (aug 5 2019)

incomplete list of things both garold & i love to do: walk around, lay down, be on the floor with a friend, mouth noises, touch the limbs & faces of people we care for, stick entire face into my coffee, chew on whatever, eat arugula right out of the container, stare out window (nov 6 2019)

garold is a little guy, baby bear, bag of floof, soot monster, tiny demon, pile of potatoes, goth lion, just a mop, my actual son, chunchy boye, big heart, big paw, big eye, fuzzy tadpole, glassy-eyed, perfect man, soft to touch, soft to gaze upon, non-edible hamburger, zorbo, (jan 12 2020)

garold is a spring onion, head of lettuce on top of a bag of flour, silly raccoon, bloated fettucine, DVD boxset of winnie the pooh wrapped in shag carpet, your best friend, tiniest elephant in a bad wig, heap of personal size meat pies, lawnmower roomba, mophead with googly eyes (apr 14 2020)

four years ago i heard a scuffle while i was in the bathroom & when i looked over garold had pushed a temporary YOLO tattoo under the door & left (mar 29 2019)

garold's really wilding out tonight & as he sprinted into my room i asked, "hey... you ok, buddy? you're actin kinda crazy" & he skidded to a halt, slowly turned to me like this, & emitted the longest loudest completely closed mouth meow i've EVER heard (aug 10 2019)

so garold is absolutely ok & in fact was completely unphased by the experience but i was cuddling with my gf on the couch & suddenly smelled burning hair & went to investigate & he had set his tail on fire in a candle while trying to eat the flowers said gf brought me (mar 15 2022)

this morning i walked out of my room to find garold on his favourite bleach stained towel wearing bat wings which does mean i must have left them on him all night which is a very very very funny mistake (oct 13 2022)

I COULDNT FIGURE OUT WHERE GAROLD WAS THEN I FOUND HIM LIKE THIS IM WEEPING (jan 6 2021)

garold definitely isn't spoiled but yes pretty much every time he asks i do hold him up for several minutes so he can see out of the only window he can't reach (apr 4 2018)

under the cut: a bunch of videos i don't feel like finding & reuploading elsewhere at the moment but that don't seem to embed properly anymore due to, presumably, twitter happenings