People say our flesh is what keeps us from being skeletons, but have you considered that your skeleton is keeping you from being a slime girl?

Ex-academic, current tech monkey by day & speedrunner by night
People say our flesh is what keeps us from being skeletons, but have you considered that your skeleton is keeping you from being a slime girl?
No because I like my skeleton and dont want to think about it taking the opportunity away from me