Please remind me to never do that again, I'm not in my 20s anymore

Ex-academic, current tech monkey by day & speedrunner by night
Please remind me to never do that again, I'm not in my 20s anymore
Run submissions and volunteer applications are now open for Power Up With Pride 2023, benefiting the Trevor Project! This marathon will be running from June 23rd-June 25th!
You can submit your runs here! - https://v1.oengus.io/marathon/puwp23
You can fill out a volunteer application here! - https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScPefIaoQQF32L6ybL_jJDvAmtvQlJPSXHhIfz0sAK0i4_bPg/viewform
We really should have paid more attention to this piece of social media... we apologize that we didn't...
Still, we thank all of you for your contributions toward the 2023 Randomania Randothon! When we added the Twitch contributions, we raised $4,065 for NAMI. Words cannot express how grateful we are with the generosity you gave throughout the marathon.
We want to once again thank the administration, staff, runners, commentators, hosts, and restreamers for the time they spent toward this marathon. It's these people that made this marathon happen.
If you really enjoyed the marathon... if you felt that you had a really great experience... then we'd like to ask you for a favor: Please spread the word to your communities and your friends about the marathon. If you do that, then perhaps next year we can get more submissions and maybe we can make the marathon a little longer!
Thank you, once again! We hope to see you soon for bonus games that will occur thanks to your generosity... and, my oh my, do we have a lot of bonus games... six of them, in fact...
cohost. A website. And herein dwell all manner of creatures. Many are friendly. Many are hungry. Some are dangerous. Some few may, I have it on good authority, be milked.
This guide assembles what is known of these various beasts, so that all may learn from the chosts and rebugs of those who have come before. And of course, as further scholarship is performed, this index of chosting creatures (or "chokédex," if you will) can be revised and expanded.
So, without further ado: