They should've made Wario Vs Donkey Kong in the 2000's instead so that Wario and Cranky Kong would be forced to co-write the instruction manual and be at each other's throats constantly
…crossposted from fairysvoice.net/microblog/…
Same as @webbedspace on Twitter; author of Twine games "You are SpamZapper 3.1", "Phone in Mouth", etc.