me, smart: [turns off the light to the stairs, not realizing the other light wasn't bright enough to illuminate them] ah. well that's fine I can still see just fine. [I proceed to accidentally misjudge the number of steps left at the bottom of the staircase and fucking slam the ball of my foot down on the floor after dropping two feet] ah
an entire line of pain shot from my foot up my leg, through my hip, back, neck, and all the way to the top of my head 🙃 I'm probably fine tho (owwwwww)
