When someone I don't know well asks me to tout my accomplishments or share something I take pride in, I can't help wondering if they're staking out a trap to determine how much ego I have and whether it's worth cutting down.

Just a giant mythical fish serpent dragon monster thing on the internet
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I post big things. I also post cute things. Sometimes it's even stuff I made myself!
I also post vaguely witty comments.
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Oh, and food. Lots of food.
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I'm also a weirdo who loves prog rock, and I paint and play miniatures games.
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When someone I don't know well asks me to tout my accomplishments or share something I take pride in, I can't help wondering if they're staking out a trap to determine how much ego I have and whether it's worth cutting down.