Kuma stepped on some broken glass (we think) at the park this week, and needed stitches on his paw. My wife Laura got him an orange slice pillow (instead of a cone) to keep him from messing with the stitches, and he hates it so much, but it's so ridiculous with how cute the pillow is.
I can feel the disdain coming off of him, but he absolutely will not leave it alone, so this is the next best choice. Also hilarious and adorable.