he notices what gets the biggest reactions from me and then does those things forever
so now he knows he can best get my attention by trying to push my phone or a mug or a bottle off a table, pulling repeatedly at my shirt, or just raking a claw in the general vicinity of my nipple
he could invent cat physics if he wanted but instead he puts his massive cat iq towards this
me: i would simply not negotiate with the terrorists
also me: oouuuuaaauuugghhh this tiny animal is going to push a plastic cup off my desk, i will do whatever it wants