do YOU keep accidentally going viral? do YOU know all too well the experience of having a joke escape your orbit? do YOU have people mad at you and you aren't sure why but this conversation doesn't seem to be constructive?
turn this bad boy on and eliminate randos from your life entirely. i've had it on for years. i once got 2000 quote tweets on something a bunch of people misread and didn't even know about it until someone told me
or i guess stop using twitter that's fine too