We've just had a large busload of an infinite number of people arrive, and unfortunately we're going to need to ask you to move rooms so we can accommodate them. So if you could pack up your things and vacate your room, take your room number and double it so you can give it to the next person, we think that should solve the problem.
On behalf of all of us here at the Hilbert Hotel I'd like to apologize for the inconvenience, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your stay here.
Thank you.
Everywhere else in town was booked full, and the Hilbert lured us in with the (admittedly accurate) claim that they always have rooms available. That should’ve been the first red flag. They were constantly shuffling us from room to room, the so-called “infinity pool” was anything but, and the room service took forever to arrive. Avoid if possible!
