i used to have ganders, but people kept taking one whenever they had line of sight

if you read my header image, i'm sorry
i used to have ganders, but people kept taking one whenever they had line of sight
I learned only a few days ago that a gander is a male goose. Blew my mind. I always assumed "gander" was a term for a group of geese. I had always assumed the adage "what's good for the goose is good for the gander" was like, what's good for the individual is good for the collective. Turns out no, it's just another version of "happy wife happy life" blech.