back in my day we didn't have blorbos. we didn't put them in the wΕrm washer or whatever the hell you kids do with your poor little meow meows. we sat down and we glomped our bishies and we were grateful for it
god, when's the last time any of you youngins got glomped. you're missing out on your youth! i can't do it any more myself, of course, 'cos of my bad back
