no it's my new millun doller idea for a NEW PRODUCT that every holsehold needs,, the toilet but it plays golf_clap.wav every time u take a fat dump in it

Artist, adult, ADHD haver, and cat-hair magnet.
Drives an obnoxious kei car. Plays rhythm games. Collects bones, books, bottles, and brass bells. Bit of an idjit.
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no it's my new millun doller idea for a NEW PRODUCT that every holsehold needs,, the toilet but it plays golf_clap.wav every time u take a fat dump in it
the longer u take to shid changes how loudly it plays the [congratulations sound effect] so if u fall asleep on potty then get up youre eardriums become shards of flesh from the sheer decibels of gentle clapping coming from your toilert