lilrawk

[anarchyopteryx lithographica]

[𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 - 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌 - 𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕]

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Artist, adult, ADHD haver, and cat-hair magnet.
Drives an obnoxious kei car. Plays rhythm games. Collects bones, books, bottles, and brass bells. Bit of an idjit.

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[beholden to @pebblepossum, my darling]
art/business account is @UrvogelArts

im gay


staff
@staff

We here at cohost believe in doing things differently from other social media platforms. We think our approach is part of creating a healthier platform, but we’ve heard some complaints loud and clear.

Many potential users bounce off of cohost due to a lack of metrics. They want a number that gets bigger the more they post good. We have taken this feedback to heart and today are introducing our most exciting feature yet: Numbers™️.

FAQ

Q. How do I get access to Numbers™️?
A. You already have it! Every post now shows how many Numbers™️ it has at the bottom. Clicking or tapping on the Numbers™️ updates to show the most recent count.

Q. What does Numbers™️ actually represent?
A. Unsure! Eggbug wrote this one and he won’t tell us how it works. If you figure it out, please let us know.

Q. Is Numbers™️ a permanent feature?
A. Numbers™️ is an experiment we’re running this weekend only. Depending on feedback, we may bring Numbers™️ back in the future.

Q. I hate this. Can I turn it off?
A. Yep! Check your display settings.

Q. Unrelated question: why is the site blue?
A. Don’t worry about it.



love
@love

I don't like the numbers. Next year I think you should transcend the pressure to add more numerical metrics and replace them with something no social media service has ever dared to try: words


aloe
@aloe
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