saw this post mere minutes before i stubbed my toe real bad and managed to rip a hole in one of my favorite socks in the process. straight up jinxed by a band of bronzed, broad-chested beefwarriors. man

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saw this post mere minutes before i stubbed my toe real bad and managed to rip a hole in one of my favorite socks in the process. straight up jinxed by a band of bronzed, broad-chested beefwarriors. man