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those who had such a harrowing experience trying to play Super Mario Sunshine that just seeing this little bastard running around a 3D space is enough to trigger a trauma response
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those who still have room for light in their hearts

news writer at PC Gamer. older stuff at Polygon, Fanbyte, Waypoint, etc. artist formerly known as an imaginary baseball team. horse conspiracist.
those who had such a harrowing experience trying to play Super Mario Sunshine that just seeing this little bastard running around a 3D space is enough to trigger a trauma response
those who still have room for light in their hearts
I was fundamentally incompatible with the controls and could only make Mario move how I intended like, 60% of the time. The FLUDD-less platforming stages were like a Sisyphean torment.
I know people love it; I wish I could. But the only thing I could ever make happen when I touched it was pain