lincoln

lincoln

@lincoln

sorry it's my first time online

news writer at PC Gamer. older stuff at Polygon, Fanbyte, Waypoint, etc. artist formerly known as an imaginary baseball team. horse conspiracist.

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lincoln
@lincoln
belarius
@belarius
catball
@catball

gogurt slogans

  • the gurt you can slurp
  • go gurt em
  • you're gonna slurp that gurt
  • waiting for gogurt
  • gone with the gurt
  • gurt me baby one more time
belarius
@belarius
  • you won't regurt it
  • gurting gurting gone
  • full of slurprises
  • i will let you down i will make you gurt
lincoln
@lincoln
  • if you ain't gurt, you're last
  • gurt enough for government work
  • where's the gurt [it is in the tube]
  • gurt helps those who slurp themselves
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