still not fully convinced that xylophones aren't some kind of elaborate hoax

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still not fully convinced that xylophones aren't some kind of elaborate hoax
especially when people start saying “no no that’s not a xylophone that’s a glockenspiel” like those aren’t just two entirely made-up words