lincoln

sorry it's my first time online

news writer at PC Gamer. older stuff at Polygon, Fanbyte, Waypoint, etc. artist formerly known as an imaginary baseball team. horse conspiracist.



vampire
@vampire

coming up with a new type of posting called npcposting. the goal is to sound like an npc in a town in like, pokemon or just any rpg. here i'll go first.

Have you talked with the mayor yet?


caro
@caro

I love the view from this terrace. You can see the whole city.


tenna
@tenna

I ran out of potions! It's a good thing the Potion Store's just up ahead.


blackle
@blackle

Did you hear the rumours about the town south of here? I wouldn't go there if I were you!


ill-omens
@ill-omens

I heard there are bandits in the forest south of town!


weregazelle
@weregazelle

Headed towards the Old Monastery, are you? Take care. I heard there was some kind of trouble there recently.


adira
@adira

Try the lemonade! Always perks me up!


orbwitch
@orbwitch
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lincoln
@lincoln

Adventurer, are you? If it's work you're looking for, the inn's where you'll find it.


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