you are an aging boxer about to fight in the final match of your career. you've made the mistake of agreeing to an exhibition match against an adult saltwater crocodile. what baffling punctuation decisions do you make in your last text to your son before you're summarily brutalized by the crocodile's serrated maw
news writer at PC Gamer. older stuff at Polygon, Fanbyte, Waypoint, etc. artist formerly known as an imaginary baseball team. horse conspiracist.
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