lincoln

sorry it's my first time online

news writer at PC Gamer. older stuff at Polygon, Fanbyte, Waypoint, etc. artist formerly known as an imaginary baseball team. horse conspiracist.


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lincoln
@lincoln

why havent i been posting as much lately? oh haha, yeah, i fell in a big hole. there was this rat down there, and when i drove it off i was crowned king by the hole's gentler rodents, until a stall in my infrastructural reforms gave my rivals at court an excuse for a coup. thats life in the big city


lincoln
@lincoln

Join you this quest to restore crown and kingdom?



why havent i been posting as much lately? oh haha, yeah, i fell in a big hole. there was this rat down there, and when i drove it off i was crowned king by the hole's gentler rodents, until a stall in my infrastructural reforms gave my rivals at court an excuse for a coup. thats life in the big city