lincoln

sorry it's my first time online

news writer at PC Gamer. older stuff at Polygon, Fanbyte, Waypoint, etc. artist formerly known as an imaginary baseball team. horse conspiracist.


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lincoln
@lincoln

why are their faces following so far behind their horrible bodies


lincoln
@lincoln

is idris elba the jellicle devil


lincoln
@lincoln

i feel like im watching every trainwreck that's ever happened


lincoln
@lincoln

run tum tugger just showed up again. imagine being late to the orgy that god's at


lincoln
@lincoln

okay but genuinely why did jennifer hudson go so hard for this. jesus chrjst


lincoln
@lincoln

in the end we are all waiting to be jellicle chosen


lincoln
@lincoln

pretty good flick. rechost to put skimbleshanks in fortnite


lincoln
@lincoln

what do you mean there was other movie stuff happening tonight



hammering on the doors of the local university's ornithology department and demanding to know how these cowards can call themselves scientists when they haven't even tried to figure out how to make tiny leather jackets for hummingbirds, chickadees, etc.