cohost should have an 'analytics screen' but instead of 'analytics' it should display cool-looking charts and graphs that are constantly wiggling around, but have no actual data behind them. all charts and graphs should furthermore refer to nonsense metrics and be labelled in confusing and contradictory ways.
people should be encouraged to share their 'analytics' at regular intervals, e.g. "my norps were really strong Q2-Q3, but looks like my flertiwop is on a downward trend"
there should also be a button that degausses your chakras
