we smokin ketracel white. we out here smokin that shit that made odo regain his powers. i stuck my bong into the warp core breach and inhaled picard's happy face, now i can phase through solid matter in violation of the treaty of algeron. i got a whole ounce of the shit that made the Zalkonians reach a new stage of evolution. nah you can hit it first, i'm honored to be present for the birth of a new species. check out this kurlan naiskos, there's like 40 little dudes in there hotboxing. pop the lid and hit it, that shit will create a quantum singularity and send your ass to fluidic space
the borg threat became less urgent after they assimilated species 420 if you know what I mean. we converted the shuttle bay into a grow op but crusher lit up in there and geordi was so paranoid he thought it was a plasma fire and spaced the whole crop. that was the good shit too, we got it from the pakleds. what did you think they were just like that naturally
all the chakats fail to show up for duty because they found out the replicator stocks feline supplement 420, now the ship needs to undergo a baryon sweep to get the smell out before a diplomatic mission. meanwhile terrorists sneak in and try to scrape the resin out of the warp core but picard isn't giving up that high octane shit without a fight
