posts from @literalHam tagged #moopsy posting

also:

pervocracy
@pervocracy

one of the difficulties in making a socially normal amount of eye contact with people is that if it doesn't come naturally to you but you're willing to try, you can accidentally make a little too much eye contact and great, you just changed everyone's first impression of you from "unfriendly" to "might be planning to eat my bones"

no! come back! I don't eat anybody's bones! I was really just looking at your forehead anyway!