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in reply to @Femperor's post:

"I bought this goose with the expectation that its laying rate would increase exponentially, but instead it has vastly underperformed with a consistent succession of golden eggs. I have therefore made the difficult decision to slaughter the goose and outsource its egg laying duties to a cat."