EASY MODE - For people with lives who want to enjoy an afternoon with an enriching game
HARD MODE - For people whose entire self-worth is founded on looking at a screen better than someone else

Sebastiana
In that 3rd Decade cycle
Autistic as in Eat My Ass
Agender / A System / Cute
Currently writing Beastiary Beas
EASY MODE - For people with lives who want to enjoy an afternoon with an enriching game
HARD MODE - For people whose entire self-worth is founded on looking at a screen better than someone else
pretty sure there's at least one doom mod that calls hard mode basically that
I have literally considered making the description text for a hardest difficulty "for people who are compensating for something"
Story Mode - There is no actual difference between this and Arcade Mode other than infinite lives which if you think that's a problem, maybe look in inward.
my wife sometimes says hard mode is "for sweaty try hards" and it gives me a chuckle