Did you know it's WolLyse week over the next seven days? Because I fuckin' didn't! Time to dust off the old word typing thing and get smashing them keys!
[Just Chatting] Meet My Sister!
Sanda-and-lightning [SUBSCRIBE]
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“Heeeeeey there chatty-chat! It’s ya girl, Sanda! How’s everybody doing? SleepySanda? Yeah, just rolled outta bed a few minutes ago, got a major case of bed-head, haha. Anyway, are you guys excited? You’re finally gonna meet my darling sister! Seeing a few SandaPogs in chat, that’s good. She’s a little skittish about this whole thing, so be gentle, alright? If this goes well, maybe I’ll be able to invite her over again! Then you’ll get to be little freaks. So… just be normal for now, okay? Okay! ‘No promises.’ WatersOfMars, you’d better be good! She likes women anyway, so hands off! Okay, that’s the doorbell. I’ll go check on her, make sure she’s good to go, and then you’ll see! My! Sister~!”
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“...But you promised!”
“I did, she didn’t. And I don’t want the whole world to know I’m dating…”
“Well, I don’t mind! Come on, what’s the harm in showing me off?”
“I knew I liked you! So what’s the problem, big sis? Everyone else is fine with it!”
“...Fine. If only to stop people thinking I’m dating that weird home-made lance guy.”
“Yaaaaaaaay!”
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“Okay chat, we’re back, sorry about that! So without further ado, allow me to introduce to you… MY BIG SISTER! Introduce yourself, sis!”
“Uh… Hi? I’m Arashi. Think some of you have seen me before in other videos. I… Sanda, what does SandaGasm mean?”
“I’ll explain it to you later! (Chat, chill! Remember what I said about being weird!)”
Yoooooooo!
big sis got the big booba
SandaPog
SandaGasm
SandaGasm
is that the weird parkour girl?
Yo Sanda Is Your Sister Single? Asking For A Friend
god I’m gay
SandaPog
“But that’s not all I have for you today, chat! Oh, thank you for the superchat, DragonFucker69! “Your sister radiates a beautiful energy”, aww, thank you! She’s really sweet, I promise you. Best sister I could hope for!”
“…”
“Anyway, like I said, I got something else for you today, chat! Not only do we have my big sister, she’s also brought along her girlfriend for moral support! Come on in, Lyse!”
“Hiiiii everyone! How are you all doing? Bit of an impromptu collab, I know, but I couldn’t say no to Sanda bringing us both in for a quick chat. WatersOfMars, hi! Didn’t think you were one of Sanda’s mods!”
“Yeah, he’s been a big help, though there was a bit where his account got hacked. It was scary, but we made it through, didn’t we?”
“Sanda, what’s a SandaPog? Big booba…? Hey, why does everyone keep saying they’re gay?”
“It’s because you’re hot, Arashi, like I keep telling you. Mine are bigger though, right, chat?”
“Oh. But they really aren- mmph!”
“Ohohoho! We got a kiss live on air! (Thanks, Lyse, I owe you one.) Soooo, chat. Any burning questions for my darling sister? Oh, here’s a good one! How did you meet your lady love, my dearest sibling?”
“Oh, uh… I… Is it okay to say this on stream? It’s a bit…”
“We met online! She was part of a racing forum, I was a bit of a fangirl after seeing her on the track, we both bonded over our exercise routines, you know how it goes. Ah, yes, MagicMaestro, she is the other half I keep talking about in my lifting tutorials. No, she hasn’t learned to put the sets back in their proper place yet. I’ve mostly given up at this point.”
“Hey!”
“What? I wouldn’t have to tell them if it wasn’t true!”
“Oh yeah? Well how about you leaving our to- mmph! Rude!”
“Oooooh, spicy! Okay, let’s see what chat’s asking now…”
[Author’s note: I regret nothing and accept my damnation for this creation with pride]
Inspired in part by this WoL QOTD from some time ago.
