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Ten: I don’t know. This is crazy.

I don’t think “runaway train” is a viable strategy. Not here. Look, there are so many bends in the track, and there’d be no one onboard to slow it down. No way to keep it from derailing.

Nine: It’s happened before.

Ten: Well yeah, there have been runaway trains. But not–

Nine: Here. Right here. This exact spot.

Newspaper headline: “LOCOMOTIVE RUNS WILD BEHIND FAST PASSENGER. Without a driver, engine runs out of railway yards at Emory Gap.”Same newspaper article, detailing that a ghost train left Emory Gap without a driver, was going 60 MPH at one point, and eventually stopped in Elverton.

Ten: Oh my God.

Nine: This is it.

Ten: This is what they’re doing.

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