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Juice: they’re taking the bait

it worked.

JESUS CHRIST IT WORKED

HOLY FUCK

Nine: Squads from all over are converging on the Georgia Tech field.

The whole country’s lighting up.

Juice: and friends

it ain’t there

it’s right under everybody’s noses and they got no fuckin idea

friends, this is instantly one of the greatest throws in college football history:

Nine: The Locomotive Lateral.

Juice: the Locomotive La—

awwwwww YOU’RE SHITTIN ME

I HAD THAT IN MY POCKET FOR 20 YEARS

Nine: Sorry.

Juice: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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