got sued by the FAA because when they built my house, one of the roof tiles was misaligned by .5 units, creating a gap where the ceiling leaks through, causing 15 plane crashes in the last year alone
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got sued by the FAA because when they built my house, one of the roof tiles was misaligned by .5 units, creating a gap where the ceiling leaks through, causing 15 plane crashes in the last year alone
one of the walls of the bermuda triangle is accidentally tilted ever so slightly inward