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BLÅHAJ fulfills the dream of being able to go to IKEA and purchase a big strong boyfriend who protect you and is bigger than you

i dont have anything super interesting for jared 19 never learned to read so heres some doodles i never posted (on main)

Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock