this is most tempted i've been to call the cops in several years

how... did they not just google it?

"i shall translate this with very strong opinions but make no attempt to gain a deeper understanding of the culture of the country that produced this"

i don't know who the translator is but part of me hopes they've been shoved into a locker recently

Wait until this person find out about the existence of lazerdisc, their mind will melt