do your worst. try as you might to come at me with your riddles too clever by half, your fundamentally incurious idle curiosities, your most meandering rambling larry-king questioning, you'll find no meaningful place to query my page with any of it, as i do not have asks.
look at the sky.
taste me, as the food and drink Alice found almost said. she was cast unto a stormshorn sunderedsea. you too will fall beneath my waves in time.
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in reply to @lifning's post:
sorry, but i'm not allowed to answer any questions until the feature is rolled out to me.
i think it's fundamentally the same as if you use the proper asks feature, except the answer doesn't end up in all my followers' feeds. as such it's kinda weird to me that this was a prioritized feature over more pressing things, but here i am not running a social site so
i'm very sorry, but i'm afraid i can't answer any questions unless they've enabled it for my page.
What's the last line of A Midsummer Night's Dream?
if you want me to answer questions, you'll have to get staff to give me the option.