coming up with a new type of posting called npcposting. the goal is to sound like an npc in a town in like, pokemon or just any rpg. here i'll go first.
Have you talked with the mayor yet?
Did you hear the rumours about the town south of here? I wouldn't go there if I were you!
Headed towards the Old Monastery, are you? Take care. I heard there was some kind of trouble there recently.
Heh heh heh. My ring of teleporation is buried behind the third gravestone, nice and saf-
Oh, hello there! Have a good day!
Because of the barrier protecting the village, we can live free from the monster threat! Every day is peaceful.
Ahh! Please don't tell my boss I was hiding back here! Here, have this weird glowing thing I found lying around.