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(we are doing intensive spacewalk/repair work aboard the ISS, you are properly dressed in a full astronaut suit and i'm not even wearing a shirt) you ever think about... about how like... it really just WAS that broly hated it when goku cried next to him? like that wasn't paragus covering for his own failings as a shitty father—super played that angle, and pretty damn good too—it was literally butt ass naked baby goku crying next to butt ass naked baby broly for like a couple days. maybe like two days. i mean frieza was blowing up the planet so there was no like proper incubation period so i mean it wouldn't be the full amount of time for a baby to stay in the hospital. and shit. you ever think about that? he's the size of a mack truck and spews molten death from every part of his body but it's all for something as small and as inconsequential as a bad stay in hospice... makes a man wonder. makes a man wonder indeed (i look down and notice you cut my tether 20 seconds ago and am now hurtling back down to mother earth) (i pull out my mission control walkie talkie as i achieve terminal velocity) hey guys how are we fixed for big airbags for guys about to hit the planet or at least some kind of net that doesn't suck ass? we got net money still? (i hear back from mission control) man okay that's great to hear. okay i'm comin at you at about uhhh (i hold my free hand out and it immediately burns up) yeah i mean it's pretty fast