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i don't know if gen z realizes the extent to which doing a heel turn on barney was a universal coming-of-age expectation around first grade in the 90s. everyone i knew memorized a jingle about murdering barney as a rite of passage to prove that they had outgrown the age of youthful sentimentality. one of the earliest ways i was taught to reject sincerity in favor of performative cynicism.
what the original Barney theme song was
but I do have I love you you love me let's get together and kill Barney burned very clearly into my memory
