Up to Lovely Risa came a Starfleet lad one day.
Lovely people lined the streets, so everyone was gay,
singing songs of Vulcan, Andor, Trill, and Betazed.
Till starfleet raised his head up high and this is what he said.
It's a long way to San Francisco,
it's a long way to go!
It's a long way to San Francisco,
to the sweetest girl I know!
Farewell, to Trill and Andor,
Goodbye Risa fair!
It's a long, long way to San Francisco,
But my heart's back there!
composer unknown, 23rd century, to the tune of "Tipperary."