a fae trying to trick me: May I have Your Name? >:3
me: ... We have the same name
F: ... No we don't?
Me: Yeah we do.
F: We most certainly do not.
Me: I'm sorry I don't mean to contradict you but I distinctly remember that we do in fact have the exact same name. Spelled the same and everything.
F: Impossible!
Me: I know, that's what you said! You introduced yourself, and I said "wow that's incredible we have the exact same name," and you said "Impossible" just like that! I wrote it down for you and everything.
F: No that's-
Me: I'd ask how you forgot my name so easily but frankly I'm concerned you forgot your name so easily are you feeling okay? Do you need to lie down?
F: ... Perhaps I do... need to lie down.