lunasorcery

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30-something poly kinky queer mess
recovering former game dev
dating: @estrogen-and-spite & @RobinProblem


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jeffgerstmann
@jeffgerstmann
Anonymous User asked:

Now the Peacemaker is official to MK1, are you prepared for THREE DIMENSIONAL JOHN CENA PORNO?

We’ve had John Cena 3D models in games since like 2003! What the fuck are these pornographers waiting for????


lunasorcery
@lunasorcery

okay so y'all know how there's a whole buncha video game character pornography?

And how it's apparently quite popular?

If you visited PornHub earlier today and looked up its most popular searches, you would have seen stalwart Overwatch character D.Va topping the trends list1, outranking the likes of adult actresses like Valerie Kay or Nina Kayy (no relation, I presume), Tesla (why?), and pumpkin (how festive). As of the time of writing, D.Va is back down to fourth place.

So where's the PS1-era low-poly badly-textured wobbly-verts aesthetic porn at? Is that a thing? Can we make that a thing? Am I flying too close to the sun even suggesting it?


  1. didn't realize she's a top but alright, good for her


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