lunasorcery

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30-something poly kinky queer mess
recovering former game dev
dating: @estrogen-and-spite & @RobinProblem


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trashbang
@trashbang

Further adventures in being a SS14 medical intern:

  • Scribbling down dosage notes on a physical pen and paper and putting them just below my monitor
  • Watching a dead guy get dragged through the front doors where everyone on staff crowds around to excitedly speculate on how you manage to sustain 19,000 points of shock damage without being reduced to a fine ash
  • Passing out mid-shift from forgetting to eat or drink (realistic, probably)
  • Discussing whether we did the right thing by treating the clown who went on to be marked 'kill on sight' by security (our entire wing of the station was vaporised a second later)
  • Trying to stop impatient patients from barging into the ward, picking up jugs of drugs, and chugging them down in lieu of waiting for a doctor
  • Dealing with a patient who refused further treatment because they wanted to experiment with 'healing cigarettes' (never saw them again, so it was either very effective or very ineffective)
  • Cursed Bed: The Bed That Asphyxiates You

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in reply to @trashbang's post:

is this stasis bed slander? I will not stand for this (I will lie down, giving the med crew enough time to put epinephrine/inaprovaline/whatever in my freshly defibbed body before my 197 damage becomes 200, after which they will surely remember to remove me from the stasis bed so i can metabolize it)