she talks in her sleep quite a lot, and i like to go along with it. whenever this happens, i frantically get myself to a text editor so i can transcribe the conversation; she enjoys reading the nonsense back afterwards. today's transcript [with annotations!] shared with her consent:
Sylvia [her, sleeptalking]: oh dear
Luna [me, awake]: oh dear?
S: oh dear
L: oh no, what’s up?
S: can you let ishtar into the room? [at this point i realize her cats are probably yelling at the bedroom door]
L: i’m sorry i think you need to do that
S: i’m sleepy
L: you’re closer though [i'm literally on another continent]
S: you’re more awake
L: yeah… that is true, i’m awake, you’re not
S: uh-huh
L: does ishtar scream?
S: yes, she does, can you not hear her she won’t stop [at this point ishtar's yells finally break through discord's noise suppression]
L: oh there she is!
S: okay i’m about to get up, give me a little kiss?
L: of course
S: good girl.
[i presume she got up... in the dream]
S: huh, how did my room get so long?
L: that happens sometimes, something to do with relativity i think [not my proudest yes-and moment but the audience was asleep anyway so]
S: that’s not how relativity works
L: well i’m not an expert, clearly
S: god it’s so long
L: that’s what she said
S: [having missed the innuendo completely] yes it’s what i said
L: i love you
S: i love you too! do you want some toast?
L: i would love some toast
S: ishtar baby i’m on my way it’s a very long hallway
L: hey babe? you’re asleep right now
S: i said that, i’m tired
L: babe? the long hallway? tell me about it
S: i mean look it’s the one in my room except it’s really long, really really long, how’d I get- ishtar I’m coming I’m coming baby! sorry it’s- why am I still right next to the bed? ohhhhh
L: babe you’re dreaming right now, the hallway doesn’t exist
[she wakes up]
