luna

@lunasorcery

30-something poly kinky queer mess
recovering former game dev
dating: @estrogen-and-spite & @RobinProblem

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Tasted like shit

ok but like how was it prepared, was it a filet minion or?

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you gotta gut and clean them like shrimp or that happens

I unhinged my jaw and swallowed him like a pill

ah. Well, that does explain your experience.

is it legal to kill and eat a minion? What if the minion attacked me first? Hold on, I have to use google

April? *sucks air through teeth* I think they're out of season.

my Farmer's Almanac has nothing on this

It was whole and screaming the entire time. I regret the terrible things I have done.

I favor the flavorful flank of moomin over the foul fillet of minion.

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