this feels exactly like a conversation @estrogen-and-spite and I would have
despite the fact that I (the brit) have been consciously using americanisms for years, I've still somehow managed to infect her lexicon with countless britishisms, and for some reason it hasn't broken up with me yet
In my defense, you’re so incredible that it’s worth getting stuck calling potato chips “crisps” and thick cut french fries “chips” for the rest of my life.