not even for kinky reasons, I’m just tired of sobbing every time I have to chop onions while cooking

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not even for kinky reasons, I’m just tired of sobbing every time I have to chop onions while cooking
I saved my chem lab goggles from undergrad for 2 years for this reason. Then like a fool I left them behind in a move. Sadly snorkeling masks aren't nearly so well-suited
I have swimming goggles hanging in my kitchen for this purpose. I haven’t actually chopped onions since I got them though so they are untested.
FWIW I use swimming goggles and they pretty effectively solve the problem (for the naive wholesome reason)