neighborhood kid: "you look like a witch!"
me: "i am a witch"
kid: "aaaa!"

features:
✿ 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ ΘΔ ∞ &
✿ famously nonbinary lesbian
✿ i'm puppy (or tanuki, or kitty)
✿ keyboards are a specint (see @starboards)
✿ sleepy girl syndrome
neighborhood kid: "you look like a witch!"
me: "i am a witch"
kid: "aaaa!"